1. |
Warriors Theme
00:48
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Come out of the dark
Like a lightning bolt
Sprint around the ring
Pump those fists up high
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2. |
No Escape
00:21
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There is nowhere to run
There is nowhere to hide
The Warrior has you locked
Dead straight in his sights
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3. |
Stick to the Ring
00:54
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Yellow boots and those red striped pants
Bald head and a great bid stache
Keep it real with the product launch
Cause' pastamania is all you got
Will you blend or will you fight
Selling Thunder Mixers if the price is right
Playing bass in a real great band
Better stick to the ring my man
Every time you speak my name
I'll send you straight down to the grave
Grab the controls and send it down
Fly the plane into the ground
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4. |
Spaceship Warriors
00:41
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Spaceship Time
(Fill it with the rocket fuel/Fill it with the rocket fuel)
Call all your dudes
(Load it with the Warriors/Load it with the Warriors)
Fly to Parts Unknown
(Does anyone know where the fuck that is?)
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5. |
Honky Tonk Grind
00:44
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Acoustic Guitar
Slicked Back Hair
I didn't know Elvis
Could do a suplex
Why my boy you do look famished
slam another fried peanut butter banana sandwich
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6. |
2nd Amendment
00:28
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Break into my house
And I'll shoot you dead
Like a true conservative
I'll paint this whole god damn town red
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7. |
No Steroids
00:35
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Get Fit
With the Warrior Workout Kit
Get Pumped
Blunt Basic No Bull
Get Ripped
Includes a 10 minute Warrior Call
Don't need no roids to rage like this.
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A Single Mission and a Single Drive
To Make Sure The Warrior is the Last Alive
(No to Ask But Just to Give/No To Want But Just to Sin)
Ram it Down Till You Get Sick
Not Down With the Warrior? You Can Suck My Dick.
This Freak of Nature is About To Swell
Ultimate Power as You Can Tell
(Beter Back The Fuck Up)
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9. |
The Best Alive
00:55
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You were the best alive and now you're dead
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10. |
Out For The Count
01:43
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Thrown over the ropes
Now you're outside of the ring
Slammed onto concrete
Now you're outside of the ring
Hit with a chair
On the outside of the ring
Thrown on the ground
when you're outside of the ring
And if he counts to 10 when you're outside of the ring
1
You're Gonna Lose.
2
You're Gonna Lose.
3
You're Gonna Lose.
4
You're Gonna Lose.
5
You're Gonna Lose.
6
You're Gonna Lose.
7
You're Gonna Lose.
8
You're Gonna Lose.
9
You're Gonna Lose.
10
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