Halloween Havoc

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released October 31, 2015

Ty Owen- Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming
Pat Snyder- Vocals

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Legends of Wrestling Columbus, Ohio

What the hell, Brotthheerrrr? Legends of Wrestling are a Terrifying Grindcore sideshow of all things brutal. Part performance art, part raving lunatics. With songs that are significantly shorter than the roughly 30-second intros ripped from the glory days of classic professional wrestling some might think Legends of Wrestling have gone too far, but in reality they haven't gone too far enough. ... more

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Track Name: Kane
Blood, Flesh and scars
form what you are
satans favorite demon
behind this mask is no man
But the scars they have faded
and what’s left is a corporate man
cause what’s best for business
is a spit in the face of the fans
erupt in flames
of your family and your past
this demon has been neutered
Track Name: Jake The Snake Roberts
Don’t worry about the count cause I got snakes in a bag
if the ref turns his back man out come the fangs
squeezing, constricting, taking your life away
Feel the venom in your veins
feel your sight begin to fade
hold your breath and beg to die
never, ever, trust a snake
Track Name: Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
Let me tell you a story
the Maury show ain’t got nothing on me
About who’s your Papi
Bust a nut in your chick I’m going condom free
All we get to do Is just decide who the real father is Tonight
In a Ladder Match
That’s right
two competitors enter the ring
one father is gonna leave
the only thing for certain
no one is pulling out
Track Name: Irwin R. Schyster
Let me tell you how it will be
no belts for you
there all for me
and if you hide just one asset
it’s audit time
Track Name: The Legion of Doom
You’ll huff and puff with all your might
but still can’t stop the doomsday device
and even puke, try as he might
Couldn’t kill hawk when he threw him off the titantron
Track Name: Rick Flair
Wooooooo!
Track Name: "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Raining Down
With your doom
Elbow to the face
From the Macho Man
Ooh Yeah
That beefy, juicy taste
snap into my meat
cause I’m a Macho Man
So much meat so little time
So open up it’s flavor time
Track Name: Hulk Hogan
He’s In Suburban Command
(He’s In Suburban Command)
He’s In Suburban Command
(He’s In Suburban Command)
Hulksters in the House
(Check Him Out Check Him Out)
Hulksters in the House
(Check Him Out Check Him Out)
Track Name: Scott Steiner
Freakzillas in the house
Listen up chump cause I’m the big booty daddy
Genetic, modified perfection
Big Papa Pump take your chicks to nirvana
While your on your back screaming in pain
Big Papa Pump’s got your chick fucking screaming his name
so he’s coming for you
If you’re fat, dumb, ugly
or just a butt kissing bastard
Track Name: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
What!?
What!?
What!?
What!?
What!?
What!?
What!?
What!?
He’s the Texas Rattlesnake
and he’s striking back
If he hear’s a Hell Yeah
he’ll kick a mud hole in your ass
3:16 tells me your time has come
I’m not saying it twice
cause that’s the bottom line son.
Track Name: Big Boss Man
All Cops Are Bastards
and Bossman’s the same
handcuffed to the ropes
he will smash in your brains
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
Track Name: Undertaker
The toll of the bell
signals your fate
when he rolls back his eyes
all men shall fall
lord of darkness and destruction
the big evil
bring it back to the deadman
in your eyes he will stare
grabs your throat
and delivers the choke slam
drive the horse
to the ring
as you wait
wait for the last ride
cause the deadman
he has risen
and he’s digging
digging your grave
the master of pain
Track Name: TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs
If you step in my ring
and challenging me
there’s just one stipulation I gotta see
no DQ’s
From the referee
when me and my partner we go 3D
Cause I’m playing with chairs
and I’m playing for keeps
and the tag team title is all that I see
No Holds Barred
this ain’t PG
they’re gonna see you show color
up in the nose bleeds

I’m talking
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs

I got my eyes on the prize
it swings above the ring
it looks like 12 feet
between us and victory
climbing up to the top
you can’t stop me
cause I’m getting everything
that’s coming to me
and as for you
it’s plain to see
we got 3 fucking keys to our victory
Tables, Ladders, Chairs
the TLC
Legends Of Wrestling
we’re kings of all 3

I’m talking
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs

Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs

TLC, TLC, TLC is what we need
TLC, TLC, TLC fucking give it to me
TLC