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Halloween Havoc

by Legends of Wrestling

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1.
Kane 01:26
Blood, Flesh and scars form what you are satans favorite demon behind this mask is no man But the scars they have faded and what’s left is a corporate man cause what’s best for business is a spit in the face of the fans erupt in flames of your family and your past this demon has been neutered
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Don’t worry about the count cause I got snakes in a bag if the ref turns his back man out come the fangs squeezing, constricting, taking your life away Feel the venom in your veins feel your sight begin to fade hold your breath and beg to die never, ever, trust a snake
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Let me tell you a story the Maury show ain’t got nothing on me About who’s your Papi Bust a nut in your chick I’m going condom free All we get to do Is just decide who the real father is Tonight In a Ladder Match That’s right two competitors enter the ring one father is gonna leave the only thing for certain no one is pulling out
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Let me tell you how it will be no belts for you there all for me and if you hide just one asset it’s audit time
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You’ll huff and puff with all your might but still can’t stop the doomsday device and even puke, try as he might Couldn’t kill hawk when he threw him off the titantron
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Rick Flair 01:16
Wooooooo!
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Raining Down With your doom Elbow to the face From the Macho Man Ooh Yeah That beefy, juicy taste snap into my meat cause I’m a Macho Man So much meat so little time So open up it’s flavor time
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Hulk Hogan 00:41
He’s In Suburban Command (He’s In Suburban Command) He’s In Suburban Command (He’s In Suburban Command) Hulksters in the House (Check Him Out Check Him Out) Hulksters in the House (Check Him Out Check Him Out)
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Freakzillas in the house Listen up chump cause I’m the big booty daddy Genetic, modified perfection Big Papa Pump take your chicks to nirvana While your on your back screaming in pain Big Papa Pump’s got your chick fucking screaming his name so he’s coming for you If you’re fat, dumb, ugly or just a butt kissing bastard
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What!? What!? What!? What!? What!? What!? What!? What!? He’s the Texas Rattlesnake and he’s striking back If he hear’s a Hell Yeah he’ll kick a mud hole in your ass 3:16 tells me your time has come I’m not saying it twice cause that’s the bottom line son.
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Big Boss Man 00:58
All Cops Are Bastards and Bossman’s the same handcuffed to the ropes he will smash in your brains STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
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Undertaker 01:32
The toll of the bell signals your fate when he rolls back his eyes all men shall fall lord of darkness and destruction the big evil bring it back to the deadman in your eyes he will stare grabs your throat and delivers the choke slam drive the horse to the ring as you wait wait for the last ride cause the deadman he has risen and he’s digging digging your grave the master of pain
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If you step in my ring and challenging me there’s just one stipulation I gotta see no DQ’s From the referee when me and my partner we go 3D Cause I’m playing with chairs and I’m playing for keeps and the tag team title is all that I see No Holds Barred this ain’t PG they’re gonna see you show color up in the nose bleeds I’m talking Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs I got my eyes on the prize it swings above the ring it looks like 12 feet between us and victory climbing up to the top you can’t stop me cause I’m getting everything that’s coming to me and as for you it’s plain to see we got 3 fucking keys to our victory Tables, Ladders, Chairs the TLC Legends Of Wrestling we’re kings of all 3 I’m talking Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Tables, Ladders, and Chairs TLC, TLC, TLC is what we need TLC, TLC, TLC fucking give it to me TLC

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released October 31, 2015

Ty Owen- Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming
Pat Snyder- Vocals

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Legends of Wrestling Columbus, Ohio

What the hell, Brotthheerrrr? Legends of Wrestling are a Terrifying Grindcore sideshow of all things brutal. Part performance art, part raving lunatics. With songs that are significantly shorter than the roughly 30-second intros ripped from the glory days of classic professional wrestling some might think Legends of Wrestling have gone too far, but in reality they haven't gone too far enough. ... more

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